Showing posts with label Alia Bhatt Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alia Bhatt Jokes. Show all posts
Lets Go For A Movie
Easy Answer By Alia
DUMBEST ALIA BHATT JOKES BECOME WORSE WITH TIGER SHROFF JOKES
DUMB ALIA BHATT JOKES MEETS DEEPIKA PADUKONE
100 Metre Ke Race Ho Rahi Thi
Plastic Surgery Par Kitna Kharcha Hoga
Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag
Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .
Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!!
Alia What About The Remaining 900?
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
SBI Bank Humara Bank Aapko Bina Interest
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Alia bhat:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
Alia bhatt Hey Dad, What Plans For Weekend
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
Died Laughing….
Died Laughing….
Bibi Ji GharPe Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
Bade Scientist Kaa Naam Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me..
Teacher: ye totla he sir…
Ye bol raha hai.. “ARYABHATT”!
Alia RETURNS
Alia RETURNS
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Alia : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia : Kitne hue?
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia : Kitne hue?
Jao Chhatt Pe Plants Ko Paani Dedo
Iss Chicken Biryani Mein Chichen Kyu Nahi Hai
Iss Chicken Biryani Meni Chicken Kyun Nahi H
Alia Market Mein Gayi
DUMBEST ALIA BHATT JOKES BECOME WORSE WITH TIGER SHROFF JOKES
DUMB ALIA BHATT JOKES – MEETS DEEPIKA PADUKONE
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