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Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali
Status Images
Baahubali Ne Last Election Mein Congress Ko Vote
Diya Tha.
Bahubali Ne Modi Ko Fenku Bola Tha.
Bahubali said Rahul Baba is The True Leader of India.
Bahubali saw Kattappa doing masturbation.
Bahubali sent candy crush request to Kattappa.
Bahubali served Maggi to Kattappa in breakfast.
Bahubali showed "Himmatwala" movie to Kattappa.
Bahubali snatched Kattappa's plate in childhood.
Bahubali voted for Arvind Kejriwal.
Bahubali was a key witness in Asaram case.
Bahubali was fan of Shah Rukh Khan.
Bahubali was involved in Vyapam case.
Because Gangadhar Hin Shaktimaan Hai.
Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhe Agla Episode.
Kattappa could not get a movie ticket for Bahubali.
Kattappa had a huge crush on Tamanna.
Kattappa killed Bahubali because he used to tweet
lame jokes.
Kattappa thought Bahubali is Sir Jadeja.
Kyunki Bachpan Me Usne Ek Baar Kattappa Ki Patang
Faad Di Thi.
Kyunki Wo Kattappa Ko Twitter Pe Followback Nahin
Karta Tha.
Rohit Sharma was not given LBW against
Bangladesh.
Yograj Singh: “Bahubali Ko Dhoni Ne Mara Hai. Maine
Apni Aankhon Se Dekha Hai.”
Bahubali has rushed its village town hall in clash of
clan.
Bahubali has kicked Kattppa from his clan in clash of
clan game.
Baahubali Ne Last Election Mein Congress Ko Vote
Diya Tha.
Bahubali Ne Modi Ko Fenku Bola Tha.
Bahubali said Rahul Baba is The True Leader of India.
Bahubali saw Kattappa doing masturbation.
Bahubali sent candy crush request to Kattappa.
Bahubali served Maggi to Kattappa in breakfast.
Bahubali showed "Himmatwala" movie to Kattappa.
Bahubali snatched Kattappa's plate in childhood.
Bahubali voted for Arvind Kejriwal.
Bahubali was a key witness in Asaram case.
Bahubali was fan of Shah Rukh Khan.
Bahubali was involved in Vyapam case.
Because Gangadhar Hin Shaktimaan Hai.
Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhe Agla Episode.
Kattappa could not get a movie ticket for Bahubali.
Kattappa had a huge crush on Tamanna.
Kattappa killed Bahubali because he used to tweet
lame jokes.
Kattappa thought Bahubali is Sir Jadeja.
Kyunki Bachpan Me Usne Ek Baar Kattappa Ki Patang
Faad Di Thi.
Kyunki Wo Kattappa Ko Twitter Pe Followback Nahin
Karta Tha.
Rohit Sharma was not given LBW against
Bangladesh.
Yograj Singh: “Bahubali Ko Dhoni Ne Mara Hai. Maine
Apni Aankhon Se Dekha Hai.”
Bahubali has rushed its village town hall in clash of
clan.
Bahubali has kicked Kattppa from his clan in clash of
clan game.
Katappa Pharar Ho Gaya
ये सुनकर कटप्पा फरार हो गया है..कि
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बाहुबली मर्डर केस की जाँच star Plus wali सँध्या बिँदणी करेगी..
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बाहुबली मर्डर केस की जाँच star Plus wali सँध्या बिँदणी करेगी..
Vaha Pahale Se he
एक बार रजनीकांत चाय बनाने के लिये ज्वालामुखी पर चढा
पर उपर पहुचते ही बेहोश हो गया.
पता है क्युं??
. क्युंकि
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वहां पहले से ही
Kattapa पापड़ सेंक रहे थे
पर उपर पहुचते ही बेहोश हो गया.
पता है क्युं??
. क्युंकि
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वहां पहले से ही
Kattapa पापड़ सेंक रहे थे
कटप्पा मिल गया
आज मुझे कटप्पा मिल गया
मैंने पूछा :- कटप्पा, पगले ..तुमने बाहुबली को आखिर क्यों मारा ??
कटप्पा:- निम्मडा..गोजरास्स् थेल्लमी.. आरधा भाँस.. क्क् राकविकाना भुम्मले..म्चा...उणु कास्था बहाथ्हे..म्चा म्चा....
मैं :- hmmmm.. फिर तो सही किया तुमने।
मैंने पूछा :- कटप्पा, पगले ..तुमने बाहुबली को आखिर क्यों मारा ??
कटप्पा:- निम्मडा..गोजरास्स् थेल्लमी.. आरधा भाँस.. क्क् राकविकाना भुम्मले..म्चा...उणु कास्था बहाथ्हे..म्चा म्चा....
मैं :- hmmmm.. फिर तो सही किया तुमने।
आज मुझे कटप्पा मिल गया
मैंने पूछा :- कटप्पा, पगले ..तुमने बाहुबली को आखिर क्यों मारा ??
कटप्पा:- निम्मडा..गोजरास्स् थेल्लमी.. आरधा भाँस.. क्क् राकविकाना भुम्मले..म्चा...उणु कास्था बहाथ्हे..म्चा म्चा....
मैं :- hmmmm.. फिर तो सही किया तुमने।
कटप्पा:- निम्मडा..गोजरास्स् थेल्लमी.. आरधा भाँस.. क्क् राकविकाना भुम्मले..म्चा...उणु कास्था बहाथ्हे..म्चा म्चा....
मैं :- hmmmm.. फिर तो सही किया तुमने।
रजनीकांत और kattapaa की मुलाकात हो जाती है
रजनीकांत और kattapaa की मुलाकात हो जाती है —
रजनीकांत ~ मेरे गाँव में लाइट नहीं थी, मैं अगरबत्ती जलाकर उसकी रौशनी में पढ़ता था ।
Kattapaa ~ हमारे गाँव में तो बिजली भी नहीं थी और हमारे पास अगरबत्ती के पैसे भी नहीं थे, फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।:)
रजनीकांत~ कैसे ?
Kattapaa~ मेरा एक दोस्त था प्रकाश, उसे पास बिठा कर पढता था। एक दिन प्रकाश भीग गया वो नहीं आया फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।
रजनीकांत ~ कैसे?
Kattapaa~ गाँव में ज्योति नाम की लड़की भी तो थी । उसके पास बैठ कर।
रजनीकांत बेहोश।
रजनीकांत ~ मेरे गाँव में लाइट नहीं थी, मैं अगरबत्ती जलाकर उसकी रौशनी में पढ़ता था ।
Kattapaa ~ हमारे गाँव में तो बिजली भी नहीं थी और हमारे पास अगरबत्ती के पैसे भी नहीं थे, फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।:)
रजनीकांत~ कैसे ?
Kattapaa~ मेरा एक दोस्त था प्रकाश, उसे पास बिठा कर पढता था। एक दिन प्रकाश भीग गया वो नहीं आया फिर भी मैं पढ़ा ।
रजनीकांत ~ कैसे?
Kattapaa~ गाँव में ज्योति नाम की लड़की भी तो थी । उसके पास बैठ कर।
रजनीकांत बेहोश।
ये सुनकर कटप्पा फरार हो गया
ये सुनकर कटप्पा फरार हो गया है..
की
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बाहुबली मर्डर केस की
जाँच
सँध्या बिँदणी
करेगी…
की
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बाहुबली मर्डर केस की
जाँच
सँध्या बिँदणी
करेगी…
Indrani asked Kattappa to kill Bahubali
अब ये अफवाह
कौन फैला रहा है की
‘कटप्पा’ भी
इन्द्राणी मुखर्जी का
पूर्व पति था….
और इन्द्रानी के कहने पर ही
कटप्पा ने
बाहुबली की हत्या की थी…
कौन फैला रहा है की
‘कटप्पा’ भी
इन्द्राणी मुखर्जी का
पूर्व पति था….
और इन्द्रानी के कहने पर ही
कटप्पा ने
बाहुबली की हत्या की थी…
DBA answers why kattappa killed Bahubali
Every Database Administrator will agree to this fact.
“Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali” ?
Because..
Bahubali was a developer..
AND
Kattappa was the DBA in the same organization..
Bahubali knew the “SA” password.. So, Kattappa decided to kill him instead of changing the “SA” password..
“Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali” ?
Because..
Bahubali was a developer..
AND
Kattappa was the DBA in the same organization..
Bahubali knew the “SA” password.. So, Kattappa decided to kill him instead of changing the “SA” password..
DBA answers why kattappa killed Bahubali
Every Database Administrator will agree to this fact.
“Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali” ?
Because..
Bahubali was a developer..
AND
Kattappa was the DBA in the same organization..
Bahubali knew the “SA” password.. So, Kattappa decided to kill him instead of changing the “SA” password.
“Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali” ?
Because..
Bahubali was a developer..
AND
Kattappa was the DBA in the same organization..
Bahubali knew the “SA” password.. So, Kattappa decided to kill him instead of changing the “SA” password.
Why Kattappa Killed Bahubali
Status Images
Baahubali Ne Last Election Mein Congress Ko Vote
Diya Tha.
Bahubali Ne Modi Ko Fenku Bola Tha.
Bahubali said Rahul Baba is The True Leader of India.
Bahubali saw Kattappa doing masturbation.
Bahubali sent candy crush request to Kattappa.
Bahubali served Maggi to Kattappa in breakfast.
Bahubali showed "Himmatwala" movie to Kattappa.
Bahubali snatched Kattappa's plate in childhood.
Bahubali voted for Arvind Kejriwal.
Bahubali was a key witness in Asaram case.
Bahubali was fan of Shah Rukh Khan.
Bahubali was involved in Vyapam case.
Because Gangadhar Hin Shaktimaan Hai.
Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhe Agla Episode.
Kattappa could not get a movie ticket for Bahubali.
Kattappa had a huge crush on Tamanna.
Kattappa killed Bahubali because he used to tweet
lame jokes.
Kattappa thought Bahubali is Sir Jadeja.
Kyunki Bachpan Me Usne Ek Baar Kattappa Ki Patang
Faad Di Thi.
Kyunki Wo Kattappa Ko Twitter Pe Followback Nahin
Karta Tha.
Rohit Sharma was not given LBW against
Bangladesh.
Yograj Singh: “Bahubali Ko Dhoni Ne Mara Hai. Maine
Apni Aankhon Se Dekha Hai.”
Bahubali has rushed its village town hall in clash of
clan.
Bahubali has kicked Kattppa from his clan in clash of
clan game.
Baahubali Ne Last Election Mein Congress Ko Vote
Diya Tha.
Bahubali Ne Modi Ko Fenku Bola Tha.
Bahubali said Rahul Baba is The True Leader of India.
Bahubali saw Kattappa doing masturbation.
Bahubali sent candy crush request to Kattappa.
Bahubali served Maggi to Kattappa in breakfast.
Bahubali showed "Himmatwala" movie to Kattappa.
Bahubali snatched Kattappa's plate in childhood.
Bahubali voted for Arvind Kejriwal.
Bahubali was a key witness in Asaram case.
Bahubali was fan of Shah Rukh Khan.
Bahubali was involved in Vyapam case.
Because Gangadhar Hin Shaktimaan Hai.
Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhe Agla Episode.
Kattappa could not get a movie ticket for Bahubali.
Kattappa had a huge crush on Tamanna.
Kattappa killed Bahubali because he used to tweet
lame jokes.
Kattappa thought Bahubali is Sir Jadeja.
Kyunki Bachpan Me Usne Ek Baar Kattappa Ki Patang
Faad Di Thi.
Kyunki Wo Kattappa Ko Twitter Pe Followback Nahin
Karta Tha.
Rohit Sharma was not given LBW against
Bangladesh.
Yograj Singh: “Bahubali Ko Dhoni Ne Mara Hai. Maine
Apni Aankhon Se Dekha Hai.”
Bahubali has rushed its village town hall in clash of
clan.
Bahubali has kicked Kattppa from his clan in clash of
clan game.
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