Husband And Wife After Honeymoon

A couple returns from their honeymoon.

Husband and wife were not talking to each other.

Husband’s best friend noticed and asked him, what’s wrong?

“Well,” replies the man, “when we finished making love on the first night, I put 5000 Rs on the pillow without thinking.”

“Oh, you shouldn’t worry about that too much,” says his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can’t expect you to be virgin all these years and saving yourself for marriage”

“That’s not the problem, ” the groom says. “She gave me 2000 Rs change!”