Valentine

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Normal Valentine Week's Calendar:

February 7, 2013: Rose Day

February 8, 2013: Propose Day

February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day

February 10, 2013: Teddy Day

February 11, 2013: Promise Day

February 12, 2013: Hug Day

February 13, 2013: Kiss Day

February 14, 2013: Valentine Day

My Valentine Week's Calendar

February 7, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 8, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 9, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 10, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 11, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 12, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 13, 2013: Forever Alone Day

February 14, 2013: Forever Alone Day

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Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Submitted by: Kimberly

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.

Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

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Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho

Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho

Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho

Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho

Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

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Valentines Day Tips..

Yun raaton ko na jago

So lia karo yaaro….

Yun dil mai aansu na roko

Ro lia karo yaaro…

Baal to bohat achy bnatay ho

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Kbi moun bhi dho lia karo.

tabhi to koi larki tujh se nahi set nai hoti…

apne bhai k nakshe kadam par chalo…

aur shaan se geo

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Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver se:
Bhai speed slow karo,
mere 17 chotay chotay bachay hain.
Taxi driver:
kanjra.
Apni speed vekhi aa.
ADMI….
yeh payaar ki nishaanoyaan hain..
happy Valentines day payary

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