Verry funny joke

Girl:"Janu kal mera b’day hai,
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Boy:"Darling Advance me happy b’day,
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Girl:"kya gift doge..
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Boy:"kya chaiye..
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Girl:"RING...
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Boy:"Ring dunga par uthana mat
BALANCE nahi hai... !!