Ye hath mujhe de de

Ye hath mujhe de de

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Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de
thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional
ho gaya.

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pappu ne
Boys bathroom Mein Likha ..
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'Aap Ka Bhavishya Aap Ke
Haath Mein Hain..! :P
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and Girls bathroom Mein Kiya
Likha ..?
'Apne Bhavishya Mein Ungli Naa
karo.......... :P

Jo smjha wo thoko Like :P
 
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Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,
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"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na
Use Karti Hon,
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Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote
Hai=)) =))
 
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Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se
ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke
chakkar mein hoga,aur ye sab
tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga
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Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko
phansane mein hi lagi rehti
hain..Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuru ho gaye...Beta in se bach ke
rehna ye bahut makkar aur
KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to
khandan bhi
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"Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi
hai,Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke
Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui
thi..":D =))
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DAD:"Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega.. ??
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JYOTISHI:"aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do..

Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega..
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DAD:"ok..
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Agle din Beta Aaya.. Table dekhi.. Paiso ki Gaddi utha ke jeb mein rakhi,

Cigarette pi,
Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya..
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DAD:"Us nalayak ne to sab kuch le liya..
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JYOTISHI:"Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega..:p :D :O :D
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Ek baar pappu bank me gaya
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Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai.. :p
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Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,
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Pappu : Tameez ki maa ki aankh. :D
Account kon kholega wo bata,
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Lady manager ko complaint karne
gayi.
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Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe
ho ? ...
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Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh,
Boss D.K.,
meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai
battao account kaun kholega,:D
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Manager: arrey sir, aap bhi kaha is
chudel
se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane betha
hun,
plzz come Sir .. PLzz :P =D :D =))
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Paisa bolta hain boss

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SINGHAM Effect
Dad:"Result kya aaya.. ??
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Boy:"Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya..
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Dad:"Besharam! Nalayak..
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Boy:"Kuch bhi karne ka, Meraego hurt nahi karne ka..
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Dad:"Aaj se teri pocket money band..
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Boy:"Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai..
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Dad:"Get out..
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Boy:"Aata Maaji satakli re..
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Dad:"Mujhe ab papa mat kehna..
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.Boy:"Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya...:p :D :O :D
 

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