BF: Baby are you jealous?

BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: No.

BF: Baby are you jealous?

GF: I already told you, No!

BF: Baby can I get a kiss?

GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!