Nirmal Baba Ne Di Pappu Ko Salaah

Nirmal Baba ki Jai Ho! Ek din baba darbar mein baithe the aur Bhakt apni dukh bhari kahaniya sunakar baba se salaah maang rahe the.

Pappu: Baba ki jai ho! Baba mujhe koi Rasta dikhao, Meri Shaadi tay nahin ho rahi! Aapki sharan mein aaya hoon!.

Nirmal Baba: Aap kya kaam karte ho?

Pappu: Shaadi hone ke liye kaunsa kaam uchit rahega?

Baba: Tum Mithai ki dukaan khol lo!

Pappu: Baba wo to 30 saalo se khuli hui hai, mere pitaji ki mithai ki dukaan hi hai!

Baba: Shaniwar ko subah 9 baje dukaan khola karo!

Pappu: Shani mandir ke bagal mein hi dukaan hai aur main roj 9 baje kholta hoon!

Baba: Kaale rang ke kutte ko mithai khilaya karo!

Pappu: Mere ghar 2 kaale kutte hi hain, Tony aur Bunty… Dono ki subah shaam mithai khilata hoon!

Baba: Somwar ko shiv mandir jaya karo!

Pappu: Main keval Somwar nahin, Roj shivmandir jata hoon. Darshan ke bagair main khane ko chhoota tak nahi!

Baba: Kitne bhai behen ho?

Pappu: Baba aapke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitne bhai behen hone chahiye?

Baba: 2 bhai aur ek behen honi chahiye!

Pappu: Baba mere 2 bhai aur 1 behen hi hai… Prakash, Deepak aur Meena!

Baba: Daan kiya karo!

Pappu: Baba, maine Anaarth aashram khol rakha hai, roj daan karta hoon!

Baba: Ek baar badrinath ho aao!

Pappu: Baba aap ke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitni baar Badrinath jana jaroori hai?

Baba: Zindagi mein ek baar ho aao

Pappu: Main to 3 baar ja chuka hoon!

Baba: Neele rang ki shirt pehena karo!

Pappu: Baba mere paas sirf neele rang ke hi kurte hain, Kal saare dhone ke liye diye hain, wapas milenge to sirf wahi pehenunga!

Baba shaant hokar Jaap karne lagte hain!!

Pappu: baba, ek baat kahun?

Baba: Haan jaroor, Bolo beta jo bolna hai!

Pappu: Main pehele se shaadi shuda hoon, aur 3 bachcho ka baap bhi hoon!
Idhar se gujar raha tha, socha tumhein ungali karta chalun!!!