Pappu Aur Angrez In A Plane

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha,

Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Thha…

Angrez:- Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon.

Pappu:- Hello, Main Engineer Hoon.

Angrez:- Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?

Pappu:- Bilkul

Angrez:- Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?

Pappu Ab Ye Sun Ke Chup Rah Gaya.

Angrez:- Ohhh, To Tum Nahi Jante?

Pappu:- Jaanta To Hun, Par Sir Pahle Aap Mere Ek Question Ka Answer Do?

Angrez:- Hmmm, Puchho

Pappu:- Mandir Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai
Aur Church Mein Bhi Pooja Hoti Hai…
To Phir Church Ka Ghanta Mandir Ke Ghante Se Bada Kyu Hota Hai??

Angrez kuch der soch kar bola: Pata nahi, Main Nahi Jaanta?

Pappu uska majaak udatehue bola:-
Abe Saale, Pata Tujhe Ghante Ka Bhi Nahi Hai,
Aur Baatein Nuclear Power Ki Karta Hai!!