Salim Bhai Ki Taang Aur Hakeem

Salim Bhai ki 1 taang neeli ho gayi..

Hakim:
Shaayad Zeher phail gaya hai,
Taang kaatni padegi!

Kuch din baad
doosri bhi neeli ho gayi!

Hakim:
Zeher jyada fail gaya hai, dusri bhi kaatni padegi!

Dono taang kaat ke artificial taang laga di..

Kuch din baad
artificial taang bhi neeli pad gayi!

Hakim:
Ab tumhari bimaari samajh mein aa gayi,
“SALIM BHAI TUMHARI LUNGI COLOUR CHHODTI HAI!!”