Talking Parrot And Tharki Boy

A boy went 2 talking parrot and askd him…

Boy: Main kaisa lagta hun?

Parrot: Tharki lagte ho.

Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dubaya or … pucha.. Phir gaali dega?

Parrot: Nahi dunga.

Boy Parrot se: Agar mere saath ghar me ladki aaye to tum kya sochoge?

Parrot: Biwi hogi

Boy: Agar do aayen?

Parrot: Biwi or sali

Boy: Agar 3 aayen

Parrot: Biwi sali or dost

Boy: Agar 4 ho toh?

Parrot: Le aao paani bhai. Maine to pehle hi bola tha yeh Tharki hai.