Women Will Be Women Ultimate Bargain Joke
Ultimate bargain:
A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.
Dentist:
Rs 850 Ma’m.
Lady:
Rs 850!!! Too much!
Don’t you have anything cheaper?
Dentist:
That’s the normal charge, Ma’m.
Lady:
What if you don’t use any anesthetic?
Dentist:
That’s unusual, ma’m
but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .
Lady :
Ok.
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction,
without anesthetic?
Dentist:
Well,
I cannot guarantee professionalism and
it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to
Rs 150.
Lady:
Hmm.
What if you make it like a training-session,
like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist:
It’ll be good for the students
but quite traumatic.
And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.
Lady:
Now you’re talking!
Ok, it’s a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my husband๐
for tomorrow then?
A lady calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.
Dentist:
Rs 850 Ma’m.
Lady:
Rs 850!!! Too much!
Don’t you have anything cheaper?
Dentist:
That’s the normal charge, Ma’m.
Lady:
What if you don’t use any anesthetic?
Dentist:
That’s unusual, ma’m
but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 .
Lady :
Ok.
And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction,
without anesthetic?
Dentist:
Well,
I cannot guarantee professionalism and
it also would be painful.
But the price could drop down to
Rs 150.
Lady:
Hmm.
What if you make it like a training-session,
like one of your students does the extraction,
while the other students watch and learn?
Dentist:
It’ll be good for the students
but quite traumatic.
And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.
Lady:
Now you’re talking!
Ok, it’s a deal.
Can I confirm an appointment for my husband๐
for tomorrow then?
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