Bade Chhote Aur Cyclone

Chhote: kya be, tu udaas lag raha hai?

Bade: haan yaar

Chhote: but main bada khush hoon

Bade: tu itna khush kyun hai?

Chhote: Main gaaon gaya tha na, waha mujhe
cyclone mila 

Bade: Abe tujhe cyclone mila to tu khush ho raha hai.. pagal hai kya?

Chhote: Haan, tujhe cyclone milta to tu khush nahi hota?

Bade: nahi , dimaag kharab hai tera, mujhe nahi chahiye cyclone
Chhote: Abe ‘Cycle Loan’ nahi milega to cycle kaise khareedega.. hahaha  
Bade: Bakwas band kar !@#$%