Bakray Ki Dawat

Ek Sharabi ny Doston ki Dawat ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apny Hi Ghar se
Raat ko Bakra Chori Kiya
Aur Khoob Dawat ki.

Subha Jab Ghar Pohncha to
Bakra Ghar pe hi Khara Tha.

Sharabi ny Bivi se Pucha:
Bakra Kahan se Aya??

Bivi Ghusse Se:
"Bakray ko Goli Maro,
Raat se Kutta Gayab hai"...:-0:p