Mujhse Toh Saala Suppose Bhi Nahi Ho Raha

Wife: Suppose karo agar main aapki har baat samjhu
aur har baat maanu toh.??
.
Husband : *haste haste zameen par gir jata hai*
aur khushi se chilla ke kehta hai :
Mujhse toh Saala suppose bhi
nahi ho raha !!!!