Wife Aaj to 5 Rupey Ke 3 Pyaj Mil Gaye

WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!

HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise??

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WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya,

1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur

1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo bhi utha layi .:D:P