Wife Is Always Right

Hubby : Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai…!

Wife : Namak barabar hai…! Sabji thodi kam thi…!!!

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Pati: Aaloo ke parantho mein aaloo to nazar hi nahin aa rahe

Wife: Chupchap kha lo, Kashmiri Pulao mein kya Kashmir nazar aata hai? 

Wife is always right…!