Facebook Humour

Girl's Status: In Temple
Comments:
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy's Status: In Temple
Comments:
Boy1: Abey Vahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???
Boy2: Saale Temple Run Or Temple Mein Fark Ni Pata Kya???
Boy3: Abey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya
Ladkiyan Tadne...
That Awkward Moment:
Jab Main Kisi Unknown Ladki Se Friendship Karta Hun Aur
Kuch Dino Baad Dekhta Hun Ki Hamare Beech 10 Mutual
Friend Ho Gaye Hain... Aur Vo Sab Mere Dost Hain... Kamine
Kahin Ke!!!
Dear facebook...
Whenever I add a Girl, you always ask me: Do you Know her?
I just want to ask: Behan Lagti Hai wo Teri....????
She: Jao Mujhe Baat Nahin Karni Tumse.
Me: Okie.
She: Puchoge Nahin Ki Kyun Baat Nahin Karni, Kis Baat Pe
Gussa Hun Main ???
Me: Na Re, I Respect Your Decision.
Single Again...
Banta: Yaar Santa, Kal Jeeto Bhabhi Itni Zor-Zor Se Kyun Chilla
Rahi Thi? Unki Awaaz Mere Ghar Tak Aa Rahi Thi.
Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Banta... Hua Ye Ki Uski Photo
Facebook Pe Upload Karni Thi Lekin Galati Se OLX Pe Upload
Kar Di... Aur Hadd Toh Tab Ho Gayi Jab Ek Ladke Ne Kaha Ki
Bhai Ye 1960 Ka Kabaad Kaun Lega???