Hamare Bail Ne B-Tech Nahin Kiya Hai

Ek Eingineer Ko Yeh Dekh Kar Badi Hairat Hui Ki Andar Ke
Kamre Mein Ek Bail Kolhu Kheench Raha Hai Aur Teli Bahar
Baitha Chilam Pee Raha Hai.
Engineer Ne Teli Se Poocha: Agar Bail Ruk Jaaye Toh Tumhe
Pata Tak Nahin Chalega.
Teli: Pata Chal Jayega Engineer Sahab, Uske Gale Mein Bandhi
Hui Ghanti Ki Awaaz Aana Bhi Ruk Jayegi.
Engineer Ne Ek Minute Socha Aur Phir Bola: Achcha, Agar Yeh
Ek Jagah Khada Hokar Bas Apna Sir Hilaata Rahe Toh Ghanti
Bajti Rahegi Aur Tumh Samjhoge Ki Bail Chal Raha Hai.
Teli Ne Badi Shaanti Se Jawaab Diya: Engineer Sahab, Hamare
Bail Ne B-Tech Nahin Kiya Hai...