Jo Log Jyada Bolte Hai, Unko
Joke of the day
Jo Log Jyada Bolte Hai, Unko
Beshak Kitna Bhi Chup Karva Lo
VoApni Khujli Mita Hi Lete Hai, Esa
Hi Pappu Ne Bhi Kiya"
Pappu Bachpan Mein Bada Hi
Shaitan Tha, Aur Badi Sharate Kiya
Karta Tha
Ek Din Uske Rishtedari Mein Ek
Shadi Thi, Santa-Preeto Iss Sharat
Par Shaadi Mein Lekar Jate Hai Ki
Wo Kisi Se Bolega Nahi,
Pappu Sharat Maan Kar Shadi
MeinAa Jata Hai, Aur Sharat Ke
Mutabik Kisi Se Nahi Bolta,
Lekin Thodi Hi Der Mein Ek Aadmi
Pappu Ki Shikayat Lekar Santa-
Preeto Ke Paas Aa Jata Hai Aur
Bolta Hai,
Aadmi: “Aapka Bachha Bahut Hi
Gande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha Hai”
Santa: “Kis Tarah Ke Ishare Kar
Raha Tha?”
Aadmi: “Pehle To Usne Hath Mein
Lu** Bana Kar Dikhaya, Phir Hath
Mein Chu* Bana Kar Dikhayi Aur
Uske Baad Hath Se Chod** Ka
Ishara Karne Laga”
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Bulaya Aur
Usko Bahut Danta Aur Pucha:
“KyaGande-Gande Ishare Kar Raha
ThaBe Tu?”
Pappu: “Main To Hath Se Lu**
Bana Kar Inse Puch Raha Tha Ki
Aap Ladke Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho
Kya?”
Jab Ye Kuch Nahi Bole To Mene
Chu* Bana Kar Pucha Ki Aap Ladki
Walo Ki Taraf Se Ho Kya?
Jab Ye Dono Baar Mein Kuch Nahi
Bole Tab Mene Inse Ishare Mein
Pucha: “Jab Ladka Aur Ladki Kisi
Bhi Side Se Nahi Ho To Yaha Kya
Gan* Marvane Aaye Ho?“
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