Santa and Banta Were Playing Chess

Santa and Banta were playing chess (joke doesn’t end here)
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Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pakk raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn’t end here either.
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Phir waha Vishwanath Anand aata hai.

Anand: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hai.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume easily haraa doge.

Anand: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur main akela.

Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

Anand: Okay, main left hand se kheloonga.

Santa-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.
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The joke still doesn’t end here.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishwanath Anand chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga.
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Joke ENDS here. :P