Santa Aur Pappu Humour

Santa Ke Hip Pe Chot Lag Gayi. Vo Doctor Ke Paas Jaa Kar
Check Karwaata Hai.
Doctor Kehta Hai: Santa ji Taanke Lagaane Padenge.
Santa: Ok, Laga Do.
Doctor: Aapka Bill Hua Rs 5000.
Santa: Kya??? 5000???? O Doctor Saab, Aapne Taanke Hi
Lagaye Hain Ya Kashmiri Kadhaai Ki Hai???

Pappu: Dada Ji Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Dada ji: Kitaab Padh Raha Hoon....
Pappu: Kaun Si Kitaab...?
Dada ji: History Ki Kitaab...
Pappu: Zara Dehoon Toh, ............ Arey Yeh Toh Kamasutra Ki
Kitaab Hai....
Dada ji: Haanh Bacchey.... Ab Mere Liye Yeh Sab History Hi
Hua Na.......

Shaadi Ke 2 Saal Baad Jeeto Rote-Rote Apne Maayke Jaati
AHi Aur Apni Maa Se Bolti Hai: Mein Ab Santa Ke Saath Nahin
Rah Sakti, Woh Toh Daarubaaz Hai, Har Waqt Nashe Mein
Rehta Hai!
Maa Ne Hairaani Se Pucha: Yeh Baat Tu Mujhe Ab Bata Rahi
Hai, Shaadi Ke 2 Saal Baad???
Jeeto: Ab Tak Mujhe Bhi Kahaan Pata Tha!!! Vo Toh Kal Jab
Wo Bina Piye Ghar Aa Gaya... Tab Pata Chala!!!