Too Old To Drive

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by
a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and
ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat
her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "You
appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month,
and I am now old enough, that I don't even need a driver's
license anymore."
He asked "How do you know?"
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and
asked if I had a driver's license. I told him, yes and handed it
to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license
into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You
won't need this anymore.' So I thanked him and left!"