Wife Come Help Me in Garden

Wife : "Come Help Me in Garden.."

Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??"

Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

Husband:What do U Think I am? A Plumber??"

Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.."

Husband: What do U Think I am? A Carpenter??
The Husband Went Out but When He came Back.
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! The Garden,
Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle.! He Asked his
Wife.

Husband : Who did It??

Wife : "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, But He
gave Me to Options...Either to Make Him a
Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..!

Wife: "What do U Think I am? 'Mc'Donalds'!